meexart:

I’m jumping on the kawoshin flower crown bandwagon because damn, it’s cute 


spookbeast:

come on and slam


yappiefeet:

8:14 pm


COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL

toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

rubberninja:

My wife Holly built a full body costume of Blathers, then went around Comic-Con giving fossils to people (includes some familiar faces).  I filmed the entire thing and it was adorable.  Holly’s been working really hard on her YouTube channel and it makes me super proud to be seeing her do so!  Share this one around guys :)


at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

dumbshingekis:

[kaworu voice] NERV more like NERD ha ha nice high waisted pants shinji kun u fuckin loser


halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space


celevia:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

jeanthesexyhorsey:

Uh.

join tumblr

why is his face faded but his eyebrows not


sillypeppers:

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